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| Groom |
Simon
Peter Oswald Horatio Marsden |
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| Starsign: |
Cancer |
| Best 'Gag': |
I once made love to a female clown, and
she twisted my penis into a poodle |
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| Starsign: |
Gemini |
| Best 'Gag': |
So a man jumps into a taxi and says 'King
Arthur's Close' and the taxi driver says,
'don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights'. |
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| Starsign: |
Gemini |
| Best 'Gag': |
The toilets at a local police station have
been stolen. Police say they have nothing to
go on. |
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| Matron
of Honour |
Paula
Constantine |
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| Starsign: |
Cancer |
| Best 'Gag': |
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a
little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice. |
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| Starsign: |
Leo |
| Best 'Gag': |
Last Christmas my wife, Fay, gave me a lovely
cloth calendar. It only took me 5 hours to sew
in a Doctor's appointment. |
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| Starsign: |
Sagittarius |
| Best 'Gag': |
Q. What do you call a retarded dwarf?
A. It's
not big and its not clever. |
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| Mother
of the Bride |
Kanta
Varia |
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| Starsign: |
Gemini |
| Best 'Gag': |
I went to my doctor and asked for something
for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. |
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| Uncle
of the Bride |
Pravin
Mama |
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| Starsign: |
Sagittarius |
| Best 'Gag': |
I had lunch with a chess champion the other
day. I knew he was a chess champion because it
took him 20 minutes to pass the salt. |
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| Mother
of the Groom |
Jacqueline West |
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| Starsign: |
Pisces |
| Best 'Gag': |
I slept like a log last night. I woke up in
the fireplace. |
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| Father
of the Groom |
Pete
Marsden |
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| Starsign: |
Taurus |
| Best 'Gag': |
Two cannibals eating a clown and one says
to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?'. |
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