All the events and all the details leading up to the big day…

Stag Do – Date & Location(s) tbc

Details of the stag do will appear here once Nigel and Russ get their arses into gear and organise something suitable.

A toothbrush and valid passport will be required for those lucky enough to be invited. And of course cartwheels down Watford high street and smelling fat girls hair will be included in the price.

Photos of the event will be published on this website so that all my family can see how much Simon enjoyed hugging a pillar box naked!

Hen Do – Date & Location(s) tbc

Details of the hen do will also appear here once Jo, Paula, Fay, Amy…in fact whoever has any good ideas get together to organise something suitable.

Make up bags and plenty of obscene chocolates will be required for those lucky enough to be invited. And no Nigel you cant go on the hen do too!

Photos of the event will also be published on the website so that all the family can see how much Shaila enjoyed nibbling a banana from the stripper's groin region.

Further details for both events will appear on the Wedding Diary as they become available.