 This is a new section for UptheBeavers
and a risky departure from the safety of largely
fictitious, three paragraph news items. The site
is being opened up to you, the great and the good
in the outside world, and we are looking for you
to send us your e-mails.
(Not all of your e-mails,
obviously, that would probably
break some sort of Data Protection laws)
The e-mails can cover any subject. They can make
serious points, ask questions, offer responses
to UptheBeavers items, share unsubstantiated gossip,
make announcements, give brazen plugs, provide
stupid pictures, make jokes, complain, insult,
start fights etc. etc. You can send us pictures,
sounds and movies and, of course, you can
still e-mail to say how much you love the site,
if you so wish.
 All a bit like the letters page in The
Daily Mail really,
but with a slightly more aquatic-based slant, and
hopefully less inane ramblings about those seeking
asylum, the claiming of state benefits and 'the
youth of today'.
E-mails may be edited for brevity, sanity and
/ or comedic effect and UptheBeavers cannot promise
to publish every e-mail we receive. That is unless,
of course, only three people contact us in the
first six months, in which case we positively guarantee
to publish every message we receive, probably more
than once.
 Famous people to contact UptheBeavers in the past
include former Olympian and Eurosport swimming
commentator, James Parrack who said the site was
'hilarious' and that we should 'keep it up', before
offering a plug for the no-doubt stupendous Bluewater
Training Camps. Sadly Mr Parrack
neglected to include details of why anybody would
want to go training at a over-crowded shopping
centre near the M25.
 New Zealand Swimming Director extraordinaire Clive
Rushton currently holds the record for the e-mail
that travelled the furthest distance.
He sent his message from the city of Christchurch
- which sounds awfully far away.
It goes without saying that if nobody sends any
e-mails in we shall be forced to do the honourable
thing and simply make some up. |
